What the hell is "soft serv"?

Is that something that's supposed to sound enticing? Interesting? Yummy?

Sorry, it sounds like diarrhea.

Hey, everyone, let's go out for some Soft Serv!

Thanks, but I'd rather have an Anderson's.

But wait! Ack! Anderson's has "soft serve" on their menu! And "low carb" stuff too...

::Medea chokes::

What's wrong with people? It's ice cream, folks. It's SUPPOSED to have fat, sugar, cholesterol and all that bad stuff! So get over it already!!!

Think we'll go to Allentown this afternoon. If not today, then tomorrow.
The boys have busier social calendars than Jeff or myself, so we have to wait til Devin's playdate and Spencer's friend's birthday party are over.

Some stupid bitch ran a redlight crossing Elmwood yesterday. Came within three feet of hitting my son. She never noticed, never looked back.

Some people suck.